Every family has one. They know the difference between a come bet and a hardway, they've got a "system," and they'll tell you about the night they held the dice for 45 minutes whether you asked or not. This year, skip the gift card and get them something that says I know exactly who you are.
For the one who always says "just one more roll"
The Breaking Wood Craps T-Shirt ($32) is made for come-out-roll believers. Some people cook. Woody rolls.
For the self-aware table regular
Every table has one, and they know it's them. The Degenerate Shooter Craps T-Shirt ($32) has a hand-drawn sketch of Woody letting the dice fly over the Las Vegas skyline. Want to upgrade it for winter? Go for the Degenerate Shooter Craps Hoodie ($60).
For the shooter who stays cool under pressure
Cold table? Not when they're holding. The Iced Out Craps Dice T-Shirt ($32) is for the one who keeps rolling while everyone else freezes up.
For the "I majored in craps" crowd
Major: Craps. Minor: Bad decisions. The Varsity Woody Craps T-Shirt ($33) is the official uniform of the squad. For freezing casino AC, the Varsity Woody Craps Hoodie ($60) is the one to get.
The stocking stuffer
The Woody Be Crapin Embroidered Beanie ($26) comes in red, heather grey, or white. It keeps their head warm and their dice hot on the walk back to the car after a long session.
Quick picks by budget
- Under $30: the beanie
- Around $32–33: any of the tees
- Go big at $60: either hoodie, or bundle one with a beanie for the full look
Whether they're heading to Vegas for New Year's or running a home game on the kitchen table, these gifts will get a laugh at the table and maybe a little luck too. Roll on over to the Woody Be Crapin shop and get their gift before the holiday rush.